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Last Updated: 30.06.2025 09:24

Minds and Behinds
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
US Inflation to Tick Higher as Tariffs Reach Consumers - Bloomberg
Still no good.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Hysterias & Posteriors
Weaponizing Tariffs: Top Stocks For The Summer Heat - Seeking Alpha
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Freaks and Cheeks
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
11 of the best and worst looks celebrities wore to the 2025 BET Awards - Business Insider
Catatonics & High Colonics
Thumbs down again.
Just Forget it!
They put up a sign reading
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
How can couples reverse the buildup of resentment once they notice it?
Everyone loved it.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Next, they tried...
Xbox Game Pass adds The Alters today - TrueAchievements
So, the docs changed it to read
So they tried
Still no good
How do I find a luxury service apartment in Gurgaon?
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
No way
Nuts and Butts
New rabies cases detected in SLO County. How to avoid deadly disease - San Luis Obispo Tribune
share office space ...
No, not a chance
No go.
Another attempt resulted in ...
Unacceptable again!
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Loons and Moons
Then came..
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
What did Starbucks and Dunkin' Donuts do wrong in Sweden?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
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